TAB

thirsty -ss b-tch syndrome

when you haven’t had good d in so long you suddenly are thirsting for every d-ck around you no matter how you feel about them
anna: have you seen beth lately?
lily: yeahhh she got that tab bad, she was all over adam last night even though he f-cked her sister yesterday

tab soda
trendy asian b-tch

a girl who:

– only shops at a/x, bebe, banana republic and club monaco

– only wears black and will occasionally wear white to “mix it up”

– will not weigh more than 105 lbs

– never paid for dinner at restaurants in her life

– is a makeup expert, in fact, she appears completely flawless

– never smiles in public

– is the object of desire of all asian men and knows it

– only dates asian men and will only date a boy with a nice car

– is often seen with rice-boys

– will never travel alone. always either in the company of other tabs or your
rice-boy boyfriend
asian guy #1: oh man, my girlfriend was b-tching again today. i’m so sick of it.

asian guy #2: d-mn man, just get rid of that lifeless, black-wearing tab.
1) acid (lsd)

2) cigarettes in newcastle upon tyne
an open order of items to be paid for in total later, such as drinks ordered from a bar.
short for “tabulation”.
a pint of guiness for me, a smirnoff ice for the lady…and shots of jack for everyone!

on my tab please…!
abbreviation for tablature, the chords and riffs for playing a song writen out for guitar or b-ss.
“i love that song “santeria” by sublime, i gotta get the tabs.”
a student at cambridge university.

derived from the latin abbreviation, “cantab.” which comes from “universitas cantabrium.”

generally used as a term of derision by students at oxford university, particularly in the context of a sporting event.
“kill the bl–dy tabs!”
single doses of lsd on paper squares. also known as “blotter”.
i took 7 tabs last night and i’m still semi-tripping.
music thas ben written for people who can’t read real music, usualy writen for guitars
e—-1
a-5—
d–000
g–000
b—-4
e—–

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