tab whore

a person who keeps way too many tabs open, often to the point where firefox has taken up all of their physical ram due to its incessant memory leaks and has ballooned their page file within moments of starting up firefox.

the severest case of a tab wh-r- can be seen through this scenario: you have a lot of tabs open, so firefox inevitably crashes. rather than deal with loading up all those pages at once from the session restore tab, you start opening new tabs, thinking you’ll deal with the session restore tab later. eventually, firefox crashes again; repeat several times. now, you’ve got nested session restores going 5 or 6 layers deep and possibly a month back!
hey man, my firefox just crashed but our school has such a sh-tty internet connection that it’s gonna take all day to reload all those tabs, so i’ll just open new tabs after the session restore tab. g-d i’m such a tab wh-r-.
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n.
1.) a prost-tute of your bar tab.
2.) gets freebies like a chick.
2.)a person considered overly overt of taking advantage of you and your money.
3.)a person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

intr.v. (tab wh-r-d, tab whor·ing, tab wh-r-s)
1.) to accept payment in exchange for nothing.(like when a woman asks you to buy a drink)
2.)to compromise one’s principles for personal gain by being too cheap to pay for anything.
3.)also known as house-cat
4.)a person who has no reservations about taking advantage of another person and there money.
“billy! your an f-ing tab wh-r- everytime we go out your always stiffing me on the tab. nor, have i seen your cheap -ss buy beer for poker night in the last century.”
noun/verb

a person who uses many different tabs instead of new windows when surfing the web. this person will have so many tabs up that he or she forgets that she has logged out or changed accounts on one site, then for the same site on a different tab, has outdated information up. also, a tab wh-r- may have so many tabs that it takes ten minutes to scroll across the tab bar.

sometimes, the person forgets they open a tab, and half of the tabs are unt-tled blank pages.
me.

that tab wh-r- has so many tabs up her -ss, she can’t find all her websites.

bane: what are you up to?
moira: tab whoring. i have so many, it takes me ten minutes to look through all of them to find the site i want!
a dying breed of women addicted to tab cola. in the 80’s during the diet soda’s heyday, these woman could be seen in sidewalk cafe’s everywhere drinking out of the iconic pink can with a straw. they have been known to pull each others permed hair out over who got the last tab. tab wh-r-s today have evolved in diet c-ke wh-r-s and diet dr. pepper wh-r-s.
“ashley, did you take the last tab?”

“yeah, sorry. i’m a tab wh-r-.”
a person who opens an excessive amount of tabs in their browser, and refuses to close them while shouting “they’re mine! mine! you can’t take them away from me!”
mike: you have way too many tabs open. you don’t use them all, do you?

gary: don’t take them away from me! they’re mine!

mike: you are such a tab-wh-r-.
a person in irc who uses the tab key exsesively, frequently relying on it to get peoples names but usually does not.

also see x-runner
(person): h-llo person3
(person): i mean person2
(person): :p
pedophilic korean men who have strange fetishes for -n-l s-x with a “bewitched” witches daughters, while listening to “candyman” by aqua and drinking non alcholic pear wine
d-mn you tab wh-r-, at least start doing someone with better tastes in wands