Table Ass
a woman’s backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.
that ‘hoes got a table -ss.
when a person’s b-tt sticks out horizontally so u can pull up a chair and eat of their -ss
that lady has a table-ss, now i dont have to find a table.
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