Table Gypsy
1. a person who goes from table to table stealing food.
2. a homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.
1. “hey, what the h-ll is johnson doing?” asked paulof-ggoteer as he pointed out johnson going from table to table stealing food. “oh, he’s just being a f-ckin table gypsy” replied f-ckaroowho
2. dude, i just saw a table gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.
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