Table Rape


when only a few people inhabit a table, but when a popular person joins, the table overflows with annoying people. permanently…or until the cool kid leaves.
-friends sitting quietly-
“hey guys.”
“holy f-ck…where did all those people come from?”
“they followed me.”
“table rape.”

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