Table Surfing
the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal
guy 1: “hey guy number 2 can you p-ss me the salt?”
guy 2: “sure…”
(salt spills all over the food)
guy 1: “what the heck?”
guy 2: “what i thought that we were table surfing?”
guy 1: “no we weren’t you idiot, i was trying to eat dinner.”
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