table tax
the fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. it is customary to loudly proclaim “table tax!” when taking the payment by force.
biznart: hey ms, can i sit here?
madsheep_v2.1: (sn-tching fries) table tax, b-tch!
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