table tongue
table tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters
guy 1: ah! g-dammit!
guy 2: dude what happened?
guy 1: i tried to do table tongue and it f-cking hurts
guy 2: wow, you’re a f-cking dumb-ss
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