Table Vultures


people trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. they will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.
in seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.

“the other day i was writing at cafe solstice in the u district. it was full and the second i started packing up i could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave.”

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