TableFuck


noun- a female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to s-x in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.
examples

drunken college male 1- dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?

drunken college male 2- nah dude, just a “tablef-ck”

Read Also:

  • taconigga

    the coolest n-gg- alive. karl: do you know tacon-gg-? lisa: yeah that’s the coolest n-gg- alive. 1.(noun)slang name for mexicans “hey it’s dem ol’ taco n-gg-s!” “did you see those taco n-gg-s crammed in that rickety–ss truck?!” “sh-t, those taco n-gg-s kept looking at me in walmart.”

  • Taco Smelly

    the m-ssive explosive diarrhea that takes place after eating a meal from taco bell. jared rucker had to eat his taco bell on the toilet because he wanted to avoid having taco smelly in his pants.

  • Tactus

    1: a sober fellow who has no luck with women. however on ageing turns out to be more proficient in the carnal arts. 2: a rubbish producer with a lot of time on his hands. 3: a riff master capable of blinding speed. 4: scat lover. he likes some weird sh-t…..he’s a right tactus.

  • Taint Baggage

    a pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the t-st-cl-s. typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject. john: “tim really p-sses me off; he’s like a walking, talking ball sac.” jack: “don’t give him so much […]

  • Smerick

    the combination of the words small + d-ck said really fast. used towards people with higher authority. you smerick stop being such a smerick you have a smerick smerick, dont try.


Disclaimer: TableFuck definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.