TableFuck
noun- a female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to s-x in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.
examples
drunken college male 1- dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
drunken college male 2- nah dude, just a “tablef-ck”
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