tablet potato
a person who uses an ipad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
ben: excuse me, what time is it, please?
girl with ipad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of lake at-tlan in guatemala and not really paying attention: (hrmmmphhh!)
rachel: i don’t think that girl’s really paying attention. she’s a tablet potato! ask someone else…
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