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• WBSU

  internet chat abbreviation used to welcome someone back from being away, usually from an instant messaging service. stands for welcomebacksu. the “su” makes the sound “sue” as if to say “welcome backs you”. >brb >kay >back >wbsu!

• butt bruise

  when you get a bruise on your b-tt form -n-l. man 1: hey bro is your b-tt bruised? man 2: ummm no!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim. 1.when the cheeks of your b-tt are sore after riding your bike too long 2. when some -sshole charliehorses your -sscheek. “aww, dude, that guy just […]

• Backrow Hoe

  the students in the cl-ss room who always sits in the back no matter the cl-ss “hey marko, join us up front!” “nah man, i’m a backrow hoe.” somebody who takes gum out of the back of the package of gum before taking those at the front. me- dude i handed her my pack of […]

• Balki

  giving yourself the perfect stranger. either numbing both hands or going to the next level with a topical anesthetic while performing masturbation. while the dentist was away to jacked his topical cream so i could give myself a balki later that night.

• Emo Drive-by

  the act of driving past your ex’s house in an attempt to elicit an emotional response out of said person. pat: dude wasn’t that your ex? john:yeah that’s her car…. pat: i wonder what that was about? john: musta been an emo drive-by

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