Tac Dummy
tac dummy, (n).a type of s-x doll highly prized in the san jose area, but not always called a ‘tackle’ dummy. an -ssemblage of laundry and sheets or blankets or pillows made to roughly resemble a humanoid form used for s-xual gratification. originally rumored to have started in the bay area near san jose, but n-body is sure exactly where. the tac dummy has either a v-g-n- made of socks wrapped around a shirt or flipped, or a p-n-s made of wrapped shirt or some other object, depending on the user’s preference. the typical basic model takes about 45 minutes to -ssemble, so most guys will just forget it and poke a hole in a pillow or rub a nut on a sock. disposing of the j-zz in the sock can be done easily via hamper.
daryl.: hey max, did you try that new doll last night?
max: you mean the tac dummy? yeah, it was okay.
daryl: well last week mine chafed. i have to remember not to get the sock p-ssy wet before i nut in it.
max: eew, that’s gross.
tac dummy, (n).a type of s-x doll highly prized in the san jose area, but not always called a ‘tackle’ dummy. an -ssemblage of laundry and sheets or blankets or pillows made to roughly resemble a humanoid form used for s-xual gratification. originally rumored to have started in the bay area near san jose, but n-body is sure exactly where. the tac dummy has either a v-g-n- made of socks wrapped around a shirt or flipped, or a p-n-s made of wrapped shirt or some other object, depending on the user’s preference. the typical basic model takes about 45 minutes to -ssemble, so most guys will just forget it and poke a hole in a pillow or rub a nut on a sock. disposing of the j-zz in the sock can be done easily via hamper.
daryl.: hey max, did you try that new doll last night?
max: you mean the tac dummy? yeah, it was okay.
daryl: well last week mine chafed. i have to remember not to get the sock p-ssy wet before i nut in it.
max: eew, that’s gross.
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