Tach


a guage used to measure revolutions per minute (rpm) on engines. it is usually used in the automobiles.
according to the tach, the engine is turning 7000 rpm’s
as a verb, to shoulder someone in the crotch. as a noun, the shouldering of someone in the crotch. generally executed by midgets and received by nba players.
ow!! that 6 year old just tached me.
he deserved a tach.
singular of plural adjective for the s-xiest male.
also noun for s-xiest man alive.
tach guy is really tach.
that guy is tach.

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