Taco Bell
a slow, delicious death.
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don’t spare the awesome sauce.
in 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
oh sh-t, im really gonna need those three sea sh-lls.
the single best place to steal sporks from.
lets go get some sporks from taco bell. maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
fast food place that gives you the sh-ts
grande combo= try not to sh-t yourself special. after you eat it your sh-t wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
most effective laxative known to man.
“sh-t, i am constipated, lets go to taco bell!”
-1 hour later- “oh man, i am going to extrude m-sssive quant-ties of sh-t out of my -ss thanks to taco bell!”
the place to go if you want to shoot liquid p–p out of your -ss within two hours.
yo quiero taco bell.
a place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. you’ll be squirting fire in no time at all.
it’s been four days since i’ve had a cr-p. i think i’ll go eat at taco bell.
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