Taco Bell Lady


a middle aged lady who has been inhabiting the east meadow, taco bell on long island, new york for over 8 years. she repeatedly orders the same hard taco supreme every day and sits in the seat completely adjacent to the entrance doors. she is known by many people in the greater east meadow area including parts of merrick, bellmore, and uniondale. there have been sightings of her daughter by few people that work in the east meadow area, but these sightings have yet to be confirmed. the taco bell lady has been seen in the east meadow waldbaums, villa grande pizzeria and also the pathmark of east meadow. she will try to have conversations with many people about her childhood in the brooklyn area as well as her daughters recent 3rd grade cl-ss picture, of which she carries the yearbook of woodland elementary school of east meadow with her in her enormous pocketbook. but we still do not know if this is her daughter, or a picture of a random child.
“hey man, did you end your drunken night at taco bell in east meadow”

” ya man i did, i got hounded by the taco bell lady again”

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