Taco Bell’s Palsy
eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.
what’s wrong with erica, why does she look so f-cked up.
she ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those jager shots. she has taco bell’s palsy.
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