Taco Hat


sticking your entire head into a v-g-n-.
“somewhere, to what remote and fearsome region i know not, my head has gone. i was with her the last night she lived among men, and heard her screams when the thing came to her; but all the peasants and police in county meath could never find her, or the others, though they searched long and far. and now i shudder when i hear unimaginable and blasphemous sounds, the sounds of…a taco hat.”
a cowboy hat worn by mexican immigrants in the us. the brim is usually folded high to the center of the cowboy hat like a taco.
that cheddar is going to the baile (dance), he’s got his taco hat on.
similar to tea-bagging, taco hatting is the act of domination another by placing one’s v-g-n- onto the head and/or face of another to establish ownership
i was playing video games last night and after i got fragged some girl came up and taco hatted my corpse

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