Taco Slap


to forcefully hit another person in the face with the lips of your v-g-n-, leaving a taco-like print on the face of the victim. much like a mushroom slap, in female form.
alex, im going to taco slap you so hard, you will carry around a taco everywhere for days…if you don’t do what i say!
when your at taco bell and you buy a taco for yourself and ask your friend if they want anything and when they say no you buy it anyway and slap them with it.
hey preston do you want a taco man?

preston: no

:pulls around to drivethrough window, gets taco bag. opens it. (preferably softsh-ll with lot of sour cream) and commences in an outrageously hard splatter tacoslap.
the female equivalent of tea-bagging.
“noob: stop tea-bagging me.
player 1: i’m a girl. i’m taco slapping you.
noob: -rage quit- ”
to slap someone’s burrito looking -ss
dude did see javier just taco slap squanto, sh-t was raw

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