taco test
a test one performs with one’s contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not– and whether it is ready to be inserted into one’s eye. the taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. if it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. if it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.
“my contact lens came out, i think it’s inside out; should’ve done the taco test.”
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