Tacoma Tongue Job
when you receive a blumpkin and when you are done sh-tting you make the b-tch lick your -ss clean. the key is to make her lick your -ss clean so you don’t have to use toilet paper. when she is done licking your -ss clean c-m on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.
i made the b-tch give me a tacoma tongue job and she loved it.
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