Tactical Coffee Dump
when you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.
friend -aw man, i really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet
wiser friend -duuude, why didn’t you smash a tactical coffee dump back at leroy’s place?
friend -sheeiiiiiiit
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