tactical excuse
an excuse or set of excuses that removes or points the blame of poor performance or poor planning on ones equipment, other operators, or acts of god such as weather.
operator 1: hey what seems to be the issue, you were just laughing at how easy this was going to be a few days ago?
operator 2: the sun is in my eyes, and its so cold i can’t complete simple tasks, but mostly i’m hungry and when that happens i get dizzy. any other time non of this would not be an issue.
operator 1: d-mn, your full of tactical excuses… go change your manpon.
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