tactical facepalm
tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)
–noun
1. a maneuver performed by a unit of internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. the maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as “exploding head syndrome” (ehs)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.
earnest idiot: africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the european world. whites only bought what african slavers were offering. they’re completely innocent!
forum dweller co: squad, initiate tactical facepalm!
forum dwellers: sir, yes, sir! -facepalm-
forum dweller xo: ehs averted, sir!
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