tactical insertion

1) an item available in call of duty: modern warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to resp-wn. 2) painting one’s p-n-s in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
john: i was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean…

steven: nice! you get some easy sp-wn kills?

john: …you dumbf-ck
when you penetrate your lover while they’re sleeping and they wake up and like it.
after jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.
when riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a m-ssive fart. you then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
dude i left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.
when you are having s-xual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her -n-l cavity, then claim it was an accident. not to be confused with the term from, “cod:mw4”
rhett: “sh-t man, my girl won’t let me do -n-l. time for a little “tactical insertion.”
having s-x with a girl wearing full camo.
why are you dressed like rambo?” “tactical insertion, b-tch
the act of inserting a straw into two throbbing p-n-s’s and then proceed to rub each other off. who ever makes the other -j-c-l-t- is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents d-ck milk.
c-ck blocking isn’t cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.
the act of gently pushing your way towards s-x with a female who is way higher cl-ss than you. typical uses are with both money and lies.
time to lay down the tactical insertion.

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