Tactical Sex
having s-x as quitely as possible, in order to avoid being caught. can involve turning games or music up to otherwise extreme volumes. also known as ninja s-x.
dude, my mom’s girlfriend was upstairs, so we had to have tactical s-x instead.
having s-x whilst waiting to do something else to avoid boredom.
john: “the pizza won’t be here for about 30 minutes.”
mary: “do you wanna have s-x?”
john: “great plan! that’s tactical s-x, that is!”
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