tactical wank


masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the partic-p-nt to last longer before -j-c-l-t–n. also known as “strategic w-nk”
“err, not tonight love”
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masturbating just before s-x to make sure you last as long as possible.
i was almost j-zzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so i had to have a quick tactical w-nk in the toilet before i nailed her.
having a w-nk before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in ‘rape mode’.
ed: how come dave’s behaving himself tonight? he hasn’t tried to finger any of those birds yet and he’s been stood near them for nearly a minute?

steve: he had a tactical w-nk mate.

ed: good call, he might see out the night.
the masturbation used right before having s-x. used to ensure that a c-ck-slap does not occur. as made famous by the inbetweeners.
simon: what if i can’t get it up?
jay: nah, don’t worry, nip off and have a tactical w-nk now
a tactical w-nk is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to m-st-rb-t- in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. a more informal slang term for this is “tac w-nk”
example 1.

-r slips back hoping no one has notices his absence-

“dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical w-nk haven’t you.”

example 2.

“where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?”

-cough- no where, i just needed a minute.”

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