tadpole milkshake
the refreshing climax to a s-xual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for s-m-n -j-c-l-t-d into a partner’s mouth. one variant is the ‘tadpole thickshake’, which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the n-ts-ck for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.
my friend and i were at a drive-through restaurant, and i dared him to ask for a tadpole milkshake; the girl said “hold on, sir, i’ll just get brutus to whip one up for you…”.
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