tae mofo
not a traditional martial art like tae kwon do, but rather the art of talking jive, trash or smack.
wife: “how did you enjoy that m-ssage, sweetheart?”
husband: “sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier.”
wife: “what the h-ll is your problem?”
husband: “girl i got a black belt in tae m-f-, you dig?”
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