Taepodong
1)a north korean long range missile icbm that was tested on july 5, 2006 and failed 40 seconds after launch, landing prematurely in the sea of j-pan, 200 miles west of j-pan.taepodong-2 is the successor to taepodong-1.in common usage simply saying taepodong will do. easiest western pr-nunciation would be:tay-poe-dong.now can denote a premature failure of any new product.2)more relevantly, since july 5,2006 the word taepodong can now also be used as another term for premature -j-c-l-t–n.this is expected to be the new term in popular culture. can be also be used as a verb: taepodonged.3) fast food outlet that can prepare cuisine faster than any other “fast food company”. caution: never use in or in reference to north korea or a person from there, as they are very sensitive about this matter, please show some cultural respect.
1)”the taepodong-2 missle launch was a failure, a real flop.”
“our new detergent that only gets out elephant dung stains isn’t going over too well in alaska, it’s a taepodong”.
2)”in bed that guy lasted as long as a taepodong.”
“don’t try to have s-x with him kimmy, he’s a regular taepodong.
“oh, cr-p, she was so hot that i taepodonged, and she threw me out.”
3)”first i taepodonged with my new date and was so depressed that i had to eat, so i went to a taepodong and got a half cooked wiener in 40 seconds.”
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