TAF
true as f-ck. an add on to the already standing reply “true” meaning one agrees with something overwhelmingly
katie: yo, let’s head to the movies before it gets dark
bob: t.a.f.
t-ts -ss face
taf is a word used usually my males to rate a female’s main features on a scale of 0 – 10. when tafing, you may pretty much taf any female (whether in a movie, walking down the street, etc.). if a female is not worth tafing, they are considered as untafable (usually those who have 2 or more ratings under 3).
jimmy: yo! taf that girl
daniel: 5 4 8
tight as f-ck
that game was taf
1.)an acronym meaning take a fifth
2.)to take a fifth of alcohol, preferably bacardi 151
tate: “yo pat, taf! ”
patrick: “will do!”
short for “tool academy for sure”.
a handy acronym for pointing out tools (or possible contestants on mtv’s tool academy) without them knowing what you’re saying.
he is so tafs.
1. take a f-cking seat. meaning that a person just got embarr-ssed or shut down and should take a seat (usually used in a chat ).
gg loser tafs.
tafs, you just got taken to the cleaner son.
thick as f–ck. used to describe someone being stupid without them knowing.
she is t.a.f! or just said out loud as t.a.f and the target not understanding but your friends will ;d
territorial army foundation scheme
the physical entrance test for potential ta recruits. it may vary depending on the different trades (infantry, chef, medic, etc).
i’m on my tafs weekend this friday
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