taggedjoe
a user on a startup who signs up and doesn’t actually do anything. however it’s not just for startups, it’s for really any group where people become members of something but don’t do anything
-ugggggggggh this onboarding session has so many taggedjoes. can’t they, like, refer a few of their non-taggedjoe friends so we can get rid of this big pile of our startup lanyards?
– this gym sucks right now, but luckily winter’s almost over and these new years resolution gymgoers grunting obnoxiously and not wiping the machines give up and become taggedjoes of this gym
– had the whole golf course to myself even though this country club has 500 members. though since this is a fancy country club, our taggedjoes are tagged joseph the thirds
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