tai lopez
the mother f-cker who advertises sh-tty videos (on youtube) of him in his garage. knowledge!!!
here in my garage. just bought this new lamborghini. fun driving up here in the hollywood hills. but you know what i like more than materialistic things? knowledge!!! in fact i’m more proud of these 7 new bookshelves i had to get installed to hold 2,000 new books i bought. its like the billionaire warren buffett says. “the more you learn, the more you earn.” you may have seen by ted x talk, where i talk about reading a book a day. and i don’t do it to show off. and i don’t keep this lamborghini to show off either. i keep it as a reminder!!! a reminder dreams are still possible. in fact, it wasn’t so long ago i was living in a mobile home, sleeping in a couch, halfway across the country, with 47 dollars in my bank account. i didn’t have a degree or anything and i had no opportunities. but then… i b-mped in to a mentor and a another and soon i had met 5 mentors… and they all taught me 3 things i did to succeed in life. this is tai lopez being sh-tty
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