tailgate

when a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.

this behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:

lack of imagination.
never seen pictures of a road accident.
learning difficulties.
road rage.
someone who only managed to p-ss his/her driving test by giving the examiner a bl-w j-b.
suicidal tendencies.
having an extra chromosome.
loneliness or pathological nosiness
drink or drugs.
being born with somekind of tw-t gene.
driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
a guy that is so dammed h-rny that he just can’t wait to get to his mothers house.

many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a ‘baby on board’.

tailgating may lead to a car f-ck
despite the 70mph limit i clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.

it was pitch black on that road, when i turned my car lights back on i observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
to folllow closely behind an individual authorized with a security scan p-ss to enter an area or building so as to gain unauthorized entrance
paul knew the only way he would get into the dorm was to tailgate.
to follow another vehicle dangerously closely
some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.
when a woman or man is on the receiving end of good -n-l s-x, typically in a public location not at home.
“me and the lady where at the festival and i was gaten her tail yea tailgaten”..
another name for the b-tt cheeks. you open them up when you get into the bed with someone.
nice tailgates on that girl misty.
the rear portion of a m-ffin top that hangs slightly over b-tt cheeks.

“hey man check out that cougar’s tailgate, it’s an extreme landing pad”.

“fold up your old lady’s tailgate, it’s about to fall off”.

“woke up after a long night of drinking and her tailgate was crushing my p-n-s”.

“judging by her mom’s tailgate, she’s gonna have one too someday”!