Tailless Raccoon


tailless racc–n (n.) – when a man is dispensing -n-l s-x to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his d-ck stuck in her -ss.
ex. 1 – “dude last night i was doin my wife in the -ss but she pulled a tailless racc–n on me.. i was stuck like that for 3 hours!”

ex. 2 – “honey, take that c-ck out of my -ss before i pull a tailless racc–n on you.”

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