Taint Beard
a beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and -n-s. the taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. a proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. the ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. a taint beard is required for the infamous amish bushwhacker (see amish bushwhacker) and also for the western variaion for the amish bushwhacker.
the womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
captain neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.
he grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
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