Taint Candy
when you perform -n-l s-x on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the s-m-n slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/s-m-n that forms upon the taint.
d-mn, that girl jamie is all about eatin’ some taint candy.
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