taint fog
when you fart and the air gets trapped under your b-lls. a portable dutch-oven, if you will. not to be confused with taint mist-
taint mist- – common symptom of holding taint fog too long. the onset of taint fog precipitation. a rookie mistake. may cause taint rash-
taint rash- – a rash on your taint due to abundance of taint mist.
sam: why are you sitting like that?
kyle: dude, if i move i will release the taint fog.
sam: you better let it go soon or it will cause taint mist.
kyle: bring on the flood.
sam: don’t be a hero. you don’t wanna f-cks with taint rash.
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