taint job


the gentle licking and sucking of the area between the b-lls and -n-s while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.
a lifeguard named seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his b-llsack and began to preform the best taint job… ever.
when a girl just licks your taint, the sensation is amazing, while one of her hands jacks you off
that girl gave me a killer taintjob last night

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