taint knot


when your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. the knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper tr-mm-ng beforehand.
oh sh-t i forgot to trim my gooch. i am rockin some mean taint knots.

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