taint rag
a hand or face towel used to polish up the rectal area after leaving a sloppy wet stinker in the toilet.
guy 1: f-ck it! what is this brown stain on my face towel?
guy 2: oh, my bad, i thought that was a taint rag. i had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet t-rd i just unloaded in your cr-pper.
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