Taint Towel
a towel that is usually “recycled” by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. it becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a “flossing motion” to dry his private parts after a shower. the next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
roommate 1: -thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. then he hangs up the towel.-
roommate 2: -dries himself off after his shower-
“hey, the towels in the bathroom don’t smell too great. did you remember to use detergent?”
roommate 1: “haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!”
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