taint welding
to reach a point of stress, antic-p-tion, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your b-ttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
john was driving so recklessly that steve was taint welding in the p-ssenger’s seat
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