Tainted Childhood
a drink composed of jones blue bubblegum soda and vodka. so named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.
last night i drank a delicious tainted childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.
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