Tainted Goods
a girl who on the face of things seems pretty d-mn fine, but inside she’s got a seriously f-cked up mind.
guy: “d-mn, you’re freaking hot”
girl: “must be clean, i’m dirty, i keep scrubbing but it won’t make me clean!”
guy: “right….(backs off slowly)”
girl: “i need to be clean! i’m dirty, i really need to be clean!”
guy (to his mates): “yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she’s really just tainted goods”
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