Taintinence
the act of cleaning the area between the scr-t- and the -rs-.
1. tom: “good game (slaps -ss)…f-ck is that smell?!”
steve: “oh, sorry dude, got the seventh inning funk. need some taintinence.”
2. beth: “that was a great camping trip, bill.”
bill: “oh i know, there’s nothing like nine days in the woods to clear the mind. (sniff sniff) i need to do some taintinence.
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