taintular cystosis
(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one’s taint. eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quant-ties of thick pus. trust me, this hurts.
phil: how’s the taintular cystosis treating you, bob?
bob: i got that f-cker drained, dude. the relief…it was better than s-x! and what came out of it…looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!
phil: dude….gross.
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