Take a Blunt to the Face


to hit a blunt so hard you get so stoned and dont know what the f-ck you are doing
i wanted to take my lunch break and take a blunt to the face but i got fired cuz when i did i came back in and i was so high i couldnt do sh-t
to take an entire blunt down by yourself. the guy who says it’s just a really hard blunt hit is a dipsh-t.

usually called facing the blunt. -ssuming it’s a halfway decent l (mids or better, .8+) will get you pretty f-cked up (higher than the typical smoker will usually get on an average evening). also, smoking with others means you can take shotgun hits, which get you real f-cked up real fast.

blunts themselves are the best way to smoke mids or lower grade bc (beaster), but for better bc or headies you want a nice piece. the combination of weed and tobacco make for a good stoned feeling, but really fiery sh-t gives you energy, and you don’t want tobacco combining with that, making you feel weird.
i rolled up an l last night but my boys didn’t wanna smoke, so i faced that f-cker. i don’t normally take a blunt to the face, but it felt right.

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