Take A Break Magazine


a uk magazine aimed mostly at chav women. used to somehow justify claiming benefits of all kinds whilst breeding like rats.
my mum sh-gged my boyfriend whilst i was giving birth to my brother`s girlfriend`s surrogate child. give me £300 and i`ll tell the whole world about it in “take a break magazine”.

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    filipino slang for sh-t stain left on the underwear everytime i wash your undies, there’s always a tamimak.

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    to tamponc – to place a tampon into your v-g-n-. “i’m tamponcing”!! = i’m putting a tampon inside me

  • Pussy by Proxy

    the idea that you are ent-tled to having relations with a specific girl simply because your brother, cousin, best friend, co-worker, fraternity brother (or sorority sister, if that so happens to be your thing), or roommate hit it. “his little brother in the fraternity called me ‘cutey’” “why!?” “i don’t know! it was weird because […]


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