Take A Count Dooku
a comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say “i have to take a count dooku” and your intentions should be implied.
count dooku is actually a character from star wars, yet the phrase works based on dooku’s name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.
the phrase was made popular in the cartoon tv series “the venture bros”
henchman #21: dude, get out i gotta take a count dooku
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